Zack's Bachelor Party

They say getting married is like running a half marathon. Or someone should. Cause Zack doing double duty running the SF half marathon and then getting married the following week.

Thus, Josh Cohen organized a fabulous mens night out on Friday to celebrate the upcoming nuptials. He wrote a truly outstanding waiver which Amanda had to sign:

The recipient hereby releases and forever discharges Joshua M. Cohen,his administrators, agents, assigns, and all other persons, firms,corporations and educational institutions, who it might be claimed tobe liable, none of whom admit any liability from any and all claims,demands, actions, causes of action or suits of any kind or naturewhatsoever and particularly on account of all injuries, damages, andnaked hot chicks known and unknown, both to person and property, whichhave resulted or may in the future develop from any accident whichmight occur as a result of any behavior becoming or unbecoming socialnorms to include but not be limited to generalized trouble makering,hookers, tequila shots, strippers, deities to include but not belimited to both baby and full sized jesus, cigars, drinking and whoring, eating sushi off of naked hot chicks, or any other event oractivity either encouraged or discouraged by Josh). The recipienthereby declares that the terms of this settlement have been receivedand regardless of whether they have completely read or fullyunderstood, they are accepted for the purpose of making a full andfinal compromise adjustment and settlement of any and all claims,stipulated or otherwise, on account of the injuries and damages abovementioned especially from tequila related activities, and for theexpress purposes of precluding forever any further or additionalclaims arising out of any possibility accident by the undersigned.

It is further agreed that the release expresses a full and completesettlement of liability, regardless of the adequacy of the aforesaidand that the acceptance of this release shall not operate as anadmission of the liability on the part of anyone, nor as estoppel,waiver, or bar with respect to any claim the part or parties releasemay have against the undersigned.

We went to Mortons for big ass steaks, which was pretty appropriate considering he's marrying a vegetarian.



Some of the crew. Note the snooty dress.



Clearly I wasn't so focused on the picture taking that night. The meat kinda took over. It wassooo good though.